Full name : James Neal Ritchie

Equipment: Gibson 1999 Limited Edition SG, fender strat (backup), Ampeg reverbosprocket 50W, DOD Deathmetal pedal thingy, wahwahwah.

Drug of choice : yeeuh

Mothers name (so we can make fun of her) : George

Three most influential bands : Antiflag, the Misfits, the Dead Kennedys, the Clash. (thas four hahahha)

Mork or Mindy : dood come on mork is there any doubt?

Favorite donut : choclate glazed with lots and lots of sprinkles abadababa mmmmmm

Favorite shoes : combat boots/chucks

Favorite movie : Summer of Sam, Dead Poet Society, Clockwork Orange

Australia or Canada : canada

Does Chris smell : hell yeah like rotten poontang

Does Neal suck at guitar : lord yes

Other stuff you'd like people to know : i have balls that weigh three pounds. not one pound over or one pound under. exactly three pounds. not two pounds, not four pounds, three pounds. and chris really does smell that wasn't a joke. really.